Terms & Disclaimer
Last updated October 4, 2026
Entertainment only
Everything on this site is a joke for entertainment. The “how many you’ve seen” number is made-up humor based on silly math, not a real measurement of anyone’s life.
Not scientific, medical, or advice
Nothing here is scientific, medical, psychological, legal, or relationship advice. Do not use results for decisions about health, relationships, or anything serious.
No warranties
The site is provided “as is” without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including accuracy, reliability, or fitness for a particular purpose.
Limitation of liability
To the fullest extent allowed by law, we are not liable for any damages arising from your use of (or inability to use) the site or reliance on any result or content.
Acceptable use
Don’t abuse, scrape disruptively, attack, or use the site for unlawful purposes. We may limit or stop access if needed.
18+ age requirement
The quiz (at /quiz) is for adults 18 years or older. It asks you to confirm your age before it starts; by entering, you confirm you meet that age requirement. If you are under 18, please leave — the joke can wait.
Changes
We may update these terms. The Last updated date will change when we do.